Mom woke me up screaming as usual.

Mom: Wake up! Help me with the VCR!
Me: Hmmm.... Go away i wanna sleep... zzZ
Mom: I need to use the VCR to record The cartoon for your brother!
Me: *grumbles* \Takes an eternity to find his specsMom: Quickly! It's starting!
Me: *stares at VCR and punches a few buttons*
Mom: Eh? Why you can i cannot? The VCR bullied me!
Me: ......

I went back to sleep.